DormSecrets
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| DormSecrets | |
|---|---|
| Author | Unknown |
| Format | Website; anonymous submission platform |
| Universe | External; referenced in Subconium Shared Universe |
| Genre | User-generated content; college rankings |
| Published | Active as of April 2023 |
| Status | Active |
About
DormSecrets is a website that allows college students to submit anonymous stories about their sexual experiences on campus. Its college rankings are determined by weighing a school's total student population against the number of stories submitted from that campus.
In April 2023 DormSecrets ranked Eastern Tsuga College as the "Horniest College Campus" in the country. The ranking generated a heated campus debate and prompted a formal statement of denunciation from President Dr. Lauren Reynolds. Coverage ran in the Hemlock Herald and the administration issued a separate press release through Jasper Flynn in his capacity as ETC Communications Director.
ETC's ranking is consistent with the ambient effects of The Hemlock Veil, which lowers inhibitions and heightens desire across the entire campus population without the awareness of any resident or visitor. DormSecrets arrived at its conclusion through data. It has no idea why the data looks the way it does.
Canon notes
- The full DormSecrets ranking methodology has not been detailed beyond the population-to-submission ratio
- Whether DormSecrets has ranked ETC in subsequent years has not been established
- Whether any named SSU characters are active DormSecrets users has not been established
- The student reporter who wrote the Hemlock Herald article has not been named in canon